cocet si yaya: October 2011

how to be treated like a princess

every girls dream are to b treated like a princess aite ?

so here are some steps dat might come in handy , enjoy!

- Don’t give any attention to assholes

By giving them attention it gives them an incentive to keep up the behavior. If you move on right away, it tells them they don’t fit your mental model and agenda of what you want for yourself.

- Reward the behavior that you deserve

When I say reward I don’t mean “throw him a treat.” He’s not a dog. I mean give him attention and give him the same type of courtesy in return.

Ok so that’s the basics, but how do you spot nice guys? Well that’s easy.

1. Anyone that treats him mom and/or sisters nicely will do the same for you. So if he talks to his mom on a regular basis and does so for the sake of keeping in contact and not asking for money this is a clear indicator.

2. Birds of a feather flock together. If you know one nice guy, but he doesn’t do it for you, look to his friends and acquaintances. One group you’ve probably over looked through the years are the nerds. For the same reason that you can’t get away from assholes (mental model) nerds think anyone that talks to them is good enough for them.

3. How he treats his ex. Does he have good relationships with his exes? They shouldn’t be best friends, that’s an indicator he’s not over her. Instead he shouldn’t have any hard feelings towards her and should be friendly if he does see her.

Remember lesson of the day: don’t be afraid to demand what you deserve.

jika aku jatuh hati

"...Bismillahirrahmaanirrahim...

Ya Allah jika aku jatuh cinta, cintakanlah aku pada seseorang yang melabuhkan cintanya padaMu,

agar bertambah kekuatanku untuk menyintaiMu.

Ya Muhaimin, jika aku jatuh hati,

izinkanlah aku menyentuh hati seseorang yang hatinya tertaut padaMu agar tidak terjatuh aku dalam jurang cinta nafsu.

Ya Rabbana, jika aku jatuh hati jagalah hatiku padanya agar tidak berpaling daripada hatiMu.

Ya Rabbul Izzati, jika aku rindu, rindukanlah aku pada seseorang yang merindui syahid di jalan Mu.

Ya Allah, jika aku menikmati cinta kekasihMu janganlah kenikmatan itu melebihi kenikmatan indahnya bermunajat di sepertiga malam terakhirMu.

Ya Allah, jika aku jatuh hati pada kekasihMu jangan biarkan aku tertatih dan terjatuh dalam perjalanan panjang menyeru manusia kepadaMu.

Ya Allah jika Kau halalkan aku merindui kekasihMu jangan biarkan aku melampaui batas sehingga melupakan aku pada cinta hakiki dan rindu abadi hanya kepadaMu...

Amin..."

I'M PROUD BEING BORN A MUSLIM

Islam is my religion which has no flaws,
I practice it correctly, as if im taking care of a beautiful rose,
I am surely given respect,
The only religion which is perfect,
All answers are provided,
Islam is the only way to be guided,
I love collecting good deeds,
Islam is there for me when I am in need,
My beautiful Hijab gives me dignity & protection,
I receive so much affection,
Truly I submit to the creator,
The most thankful, gracious & the sustainer,
Lets end with, I'M PROUD BEING BORN A MUSLIM

hijab is my choice

What do you see when you look at me

Do you see some one limited or someone free

All some people can do is just look and stare

Simply because they cant see my hair

Others think I am controlled and uneducated

They think that I am limited and un-liberated

They are so thankful they are not me

Because they would like to remain free

Well free isn’t exactly the word I would’ve used

Describing women who are cheated on and abused

They think I do not have opinions or voice

They think that being hooded isnt my choice

They think that the hood makes me look caged

That my husband or dad are totally outraged

All they can do is look at me in fear

And in my eye there is a tear

Not because I’ve been stared at or made fun of

Because they were ashamed to play by their own rules

I will be recognized because I am smart and bright

And because some people are inspired by my Sight

We have the strength to do what we think is right

Even if it means putting up a life-long fight

So u see we are the ones that are free and liberated

We are not the ones who are sexually terrorized and violated

So when people ask you how you feel about the hood

Just sum it up by saying ‘ baby, its all good! ’

i am a muslimah (^^,)

You look at me and call me oppressed,

Simply because of the way I’m dressed,

You know me not for what’s inside,

You judge the clothing I wear with pride,

My body’s not for your eyes to hold,

You must speak to my mind, not my feminine mold,

I’m an individual, I’m no mans slave,

It’s Allahs pleasure that I only crave,

I have a voice so I will be heard,

For in my heart I carry His word,

” O ye women, wrap close your cloak,

So you won’t be bothered by ignorant folk”,

Man doesn’t tell me to dress this way,

It’s a Law from God that I obey,

Oppressed is something I’m truly NOT,

For liberation is what I’ve got,

It was given to me many years ago,

With the right to prosper, the right to grow,

I can climb moutains or cross the seas,

Expand my mind in all degrees,

For God Himself gave us LIB-ER-TY,

When He sent Islam,

To You and Me

ya hijabi (^^,)

Her long, thick, shiny black hair

Fell against her back.

Her rich, copper skin
Gleamed in the sunlight.
Her slender figure outlined,
With her soft voluptuous curves.
But when she stepped outside,
She became a ghostly figure of the night.
Nothing more to the people
Than a dark, shadowy figure of oppression.
But she showed them.
As she walked down the street,
People made way,
Men lowered their gazes in utmost respect.
And others whispered,
As she held her head up high,
With pride in her belief
And showed them how oppressed she really was!
While they whistled at their women,
Looking them up and down as they were pieces of meat to be inspected?
She pitied their savage ways.
As she walked into the arms of her partner,
Her only love, Her husband.
Where she was transformed,
Into her beautiful self,
For only his eyes to see.

45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
...4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love .. ♥!

'GOD DOESN'T MAKE JUNK, GOD MAKES JEWELS'

'A woman would be much better off if she could distinguish the difference between a man that flatters her and a man that compliments her. A man that spends money on her and a man that views her properly. A man that views her as property and a man that views her properly. A man that lusts after her and a man that loves her. A man that believes he is God's gift to women and a man that REMEMBERS a woman was God's gift to man. God doesn't make junk, God makes jewels'

i'll love him 4 sure (><,)

every lady should read diz <3

"Love him …when he "forgets" that special occasion. For him every moment with you is special so he does not need an occasion.

Love him…when he comes late from the Musjid. He wants to make sure he is early with you in Jannah (Paradise).
...
Love him…when he admonishes you to don the hijaab. He wants to be sure you enshrouded by Allah's Mercy when you leave the home.

Love him...when he is jealous. Out of... all the women he could have, he chose you to be his wife!

Love him...when he is working till late. At least he comes home and you still get to sleep and wake up in his loving and caring arms.

Love him…when he has annoying little habits that drives you nuts. You have them too (and maybe more)

Love him…when does not praise your cooking. He told you as newlyweds that yours was indeed always the best.

Love him…when he looks dishevelled. He was more busy caring for the family than grooming himself. By the way he is cute!

Love him…when he does not help in the home. He is out earning a halaal (pure) income for the family.

Love him...when he does not reply to your questions. He does not want to hurt your feelings or is absorbed in thinking about your welfare.

Love him…when he looks beautiful. He's yours to appreciate!

Love him…when he goes out in the Path of Allah. He is preparing a blissful eternal home for you in Jannah.

Love him...when he does not comment when you get angry. He is a good listener.

Love him…when he buys you gifts you don't like. Smile and tell him it's what you've always wanted. He took the time and money out just for you!

Love him…when he has developed a bad habit. You have many more and with wisdom and politeness you have all the time to help him change.

Love him…when he is irritable and moody. Buy chocolates, massage his head and feet and just chat to him. He will become your slave!

Love him…when whatever you do is not pleasing. It's like a storm; it happens and will soon pass by.

Love him…when he drives so fast. He only wants you to be there in time.

Love him…when he extends his period of rest. He is re-charging himself to serve you the best.

Love him…when he forgets to say "I love you". He actually shows his love in many other ways.

Love him…when he forgets to buy the bread or milk. He was rushing home to be with you.

Love him…when he does not give you a chance to talk. He just knows what is in your heart and what it is you want to say.

Love him…when he "demands" respect. After all he is the head of the house.
Love him…when he shouts the kids. He only wants to ensure they are corrected and have a good moral upbringing.

Love him…he is yours. You don't need any other special reason!!!!
All this forms part of a man's character. Your Husband is part of your life and should be treated as the King!.

Almighty Allah Ta'ala says:
" And among His Signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that you may dwell in tranquillity with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts)…" (Qur'an 30:21)

The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) is reported to have said:
· 'Any woman who dies, and her husband is pleased with her, will enter Paradise.'"(Hadith-Ibn Majah)

· "If a woman prays her five daily prayers, fasts her month (of Ramadan), obeys her husband and guards her chastity, then it will be said to her: 'Enter Paradise by whichever of its gates you wish."(Hadith-Ahmad and al-Tabarani)

· "Pay attention to how you treat him(husband), for he is your Paradise and your Hell."(Hadith-13 Ahmad and al-Nisa'i)

· "No human being is permitted to prostrate to another, but if this were permitted I would have ordered wives to prostrate to their husbands, because of the greatness of the rights they have over them."(Hadith: Ahmad and al-Bazzar)

Don't wait for that special occasion, take time NOW to make him feel Special in Every Way! Just give him a HUGE HUG and if he asks why then say: " It's just because you are so SPECIAL."

meaningful (^^,)

aku tatau la aku bole ke na tempuh benda2 ni in future ...

i can't b apart from daddy =(

aku dan hijab (~,^)

الحمدلله

da 3 years aku berhijab , aku rase sgt selesa ....

aku mngaku la yg mule2 aku berhijab ni agak sukar la sbb when u started to covered u hv

to change most of everything ...

for example , aku ni dulu bole la d kate kn agak "nakal" la dari segi clothings ...

aku ta kesah pun ape yg aku pakai as long as berangin sbb aku ta tahan panas nnt senang la ruam2 ni memanjat2 badan aku mcm parasit tu ...

jadi mule2 aku kene dispose dulu baju2 aku yg ta cukup kain tu , tp yang mane aku bole mix n match aku simpan la..

itu la yg terpenting skali bile kite decide na berhijab ni , kite kene covered omost every part of our body kn bukan na tutup rambut je kan..?

lepas tu aku godek2 la cari tudung , tp sayang ouh i dun hv any (*__*)

time skola mayb ade la tu pun yg siap ade jahit kat depan,

ta kan aku na pakai mcm tu skema ok , cukup la skema sikit time skola dulu ..

sekrang kn dunia da maju hahah ta kn aku na stay mcm katak bawah jambatan kn ?????

so aku na sgt2 berterima kasih pade kakak aku yg sudi bg aku sehelai tudung utk aku mule kn penghijrahan aku , kak sue thanx a bunch sbb sudi bantu adik mu ni !

ni 1st day aku berhijab ...

3 years back , sometimes aku rindu 1st day ni (^^,)

mule2 i've made the changes kat diri aku ni incik daddy dan puan mama ta tau ...

aku cume berani kn diri utk mms gambar..

aku besyukur sgt2 sbb daddy dan mama aku dapat terima keputusan aku ,

malah diorang siap bg support and nasihat kn aku so dat aku berigt2 in future .. الحمدلله

now i'm reli comfortable wit my hijab ...

aku ta de la mampu na beli yg mahal2 jadi aku beli la shawls je..

ta de la mahal mane pon kn Rm10 pon bole dapat..

kalau na beli yg branded2 tu ta mampu lg ... (^^,)

and aku sangat2 in love dgn hijab style...

sume bidadari Allah yg pakai hijab sume cantik2 , tergoda aku jd aku pun gatal2 la cube ..

aku bertudung bawal <3

aku betudung "ekin"

aku bersyria <3

aku bershawl

p/s = syukran ya hijabi , u ol inspired me ..

Fesbuk oh Mukabuku

kau orang sume mesti ade si mukabuku kn? jgn tipu la kate ta de kunk aku debik kunk tau la !
budah umor 5 tahun pun sibuk ba bermukebuku tau , igt aku tipu ke? cer kau tanye adik2 kecik kau orang mest die jawab ade punye , ta caye try tgk sikit !

okla2 , meh aku str8 to da point...

kat mukebuku ni la kau orang sibuk2 na update2 gambar kn?

aku tau la sbb aku pun same juge mcm kau orang .. hahahah tp yg aku pelik kn2 ade la beberapa hamba Allah yg sibuk update n post gambar2 kiss2 dgn incik hubby dan juge incik kekasih masing2..kalau gambr peluk2 je aku ta heran sgt la kn sbb benda tu mcm common da..

tp bile share benda yg mcm seakan mengaibkn diri tu ta payah la nnt org non muslim gelakkan kite..

eh aku bukan jeles la , aku cume mcm geli sikit la bile tgk orang yg post tu org yg bertudung litup,

sekali lagi aku na cakap aku bukan nye baik mane dan aku bukan nye jeles!

aku ta de la muslimah sgt aku still ade kurangnye aku cume sekadar berkongsi , tp bile aku tgk gambr tu aku sendiri rase malu ..

aku faham orang yg ade incik hubby mmg na tunjuk2 kn ke-romentic-kan die orang , tu aku ta kisah sgt la sbb da halal kn cume bg aku ta payah la na show sgt hal2 yg mcm tu sampai satu dunia bole tgk kn..kot2 la ade orang dengki ke kn da bole jd fitnah..lg aku rase na geleng2 kepala bile orang yg suke berhujah mcm2 ttg adab dan agama pun post dan upload gambr2 mcm tu..eh kau ni tatau malu ke ?

adoiii aku tau la da belaki , baik gambar kau tidur pun kau terus post kn lg bestt broo! cukup la kau letak gambar laki kau kiss dahi kau time nikah tu , itu baru comel.. yg lain tu buat la collection sendiri , itu kn lg bagus :-)

orang sibuk dok respect nnt terus terjunam ble orang nampak gmbr2 mcm tu..u've earn ur respect so dun loose it sayang , sgt rugi tau !

malu kn?

ta pasal2 aku terjumpe kat incik google , kau orang pasti ta na benda ni jadi kn?

so beware wit wut ur gonna share wit da world , ok darlings ?

*sekadar gambar hiasan shj tade kaitan sgn ape2 atau sesape !

ni baru la comel <3

kalau tersebar kat incik google pon ta de la malu kn?

*sekadar gambar hiasan shj tade kaitan sgn ape2 atau sesape !

p/s : kite yg berhijab ni cara pandangan orang terhadap kite sgt2 bebeza.. so b4 we do anything we hv to think deeply coz it might juz end up ugly ..

" wahai si hijabi , anda sume bidadari Allah jd lindungi la hak peribadi anda supaya tidak menjadi bahan tontonan orang ramai "

melayu yang perasan AMERICA

kau orang na tau ta kenapa aku bg title yg mcm sinis gile tu ?

aku bukan ape , cer kau orang intai2 ape yg ade kat kau orang punye surroundings...

ta kire la dalam "mukebuku" ke , dalam tv ke , kat playground ke or even kat mall ?

kau orang ade rase mcm kat USA ta ?

ok la aku bukan na cakap aku ni baik mcm angels ke kn , aku cume na kau orang sedar ape yg da jd dgn keadaan sekeliling kite.. makin teruk lg bile filem kite da terikut2 budaya barat , bak kate die orang " buat mcm ni baru AMERICA " aku duku pale orang yg cakap tu baru tau !

agak nye movies kat malaysia ni na berentap dgn movies kat luar negara tu kot ? tp mcm kadang2 ta beakal pulak , mane hilang nye adab kite ? yg aku sentap tu movies melayu pulak yg na konon2 lawan movies barat tu !

kadang2 aku terfikir jugak , orang2 yg bikin movies tu ta terfikir ke yg kebnyakkan

movies yg die orang produce akan d tgk oleh kanak2 dan remaja ?

ta ke budak2 tu terikut2 actions yg ade dalam movies tu ?

kau orang ta terfikir ke kenapa kes rogol bnyak , kes buang bayi , etc..

lepas tu kalau kat mall ke or even playground tempt budak2 kecik main2 pon sibuk2 na peluk2 cium2

eh da mcm ta malu pulak aku tgk , makin melampau..

bukan aku na kate malay movies ni ta best cume makin lama makin teruk la die punye story line ,

ade je pecakapan dan aksi2 lucah mcm aku slalu tgk kat english movies ..

kite bole jd setanding dgn dunia movies dgn mat saleh tu malah bole jd lebih baik dgn cara kite produce sumthing yg original dan melambang kn budaya kite ...

aku rase kite ta payah la na sibuk2 tiru budaya die orang , sbb ta mendatang kan ape2 benefits pon , furthermore kite hanye merosakkan anak bangsa kite je , kesian kn la budak2 kecik yg baru na kenal dunia tu die orang ta besalah (^^,)

p/s : ni aku punye opinion saje ttg pekara ni , aku ta de la sampai na judge

dunia filem kat malaysia ni buruk sgt cume makin lucah je aku tgk dan ade yg sampai hina agama sendiri..

wut the fish !

orang yg ta reti membaca (___)

ok cube kau orang tenung lame2 picca yg atas tu...rase2 kau orang paham? aku rase ade yg masih ragu2 dan buat2 ta paham..budak darjah 1 tu pun can understand well tau!
ok la meh aku xplain sikit bg yg buat2 ta paham dan betul2 ta paham tu...

when this picca appears dekat ktm punye "wall" means dat diz coach is for ladies only , so jgn la gatal2 na masuk dan menyelit pule...lg2 bg yg kuat sgt meraba dan body odour yg sgt kuat..
ok la kalau ade yg gatal2 dan masuk jugak , tolong la hormat ladies ok? da la kau orang sibuk2 masuk coach kami lepas tu biar kami pulak bediri kau orang suke2 duduk...

yang aku lg ta paham ni ape guna nye petugas yg jaga around ktm tu ?

ta nampak ke lelaki2 yg ta paham2 bahasa tu kuar masuk ladies coach?

patut nye tolong la "eja" dan baca kn utk mereka ni so dat they wont b so itchy2 masuk ladies coach ni !

aku bukan ape , aku jd mcm bengang sikit sbb old folks , preggy mommy dan mommies wit kids kene bediri dan yg lelaki2 ni bole sibuk2 duduk dgn slesa nye... ok melampau !

cube kalau die orang punye kaki ke patah ke , atau cacat ke tp kami ni ignore n ta bg tempat duduk.. how would they feel kn???

cube la lelaki2 yg suke sgt masuk ladies coach tu blaja mngeja dan membaca , agaknye baru la paham kot maksud " this coach is for ladies only "

btw , aku ta point fingers kat sape2..kalau ade yg terasa tu baik la cepat2 berubah ok?

aku si penakut !

ye aku mmg mngaku aku penakut!

orang gile pun reti takut weh kalau nampak ghost!

jantung aku mcm kene pump..hahahah btw mest kau orang igt aku betul2 seen a ghost kn?

ehem2 aku tipu je! aku tgk incik ghost dalam movie je...hahah yesss! kau orang tetipu, i like!

ala aku gurau je , jgn mara nnt kau orang ta hensem (^^,)

lets cut da crap , aku ni actually na kasi share la tahap kepenakutan aku ....

sume nye terkantoi ble aku pg tgk cite " al-hijab " padahal cite ta de la seram sgt incik2 ghost dalam nye...

tp die punye effect perghhh terangkat terus tangan aku sampai tertampar si incik sebelah aku!

nasib baik la aku p tgk dgn kesayangans aku.. ta de la aku malu sgt tetampa stranger kn?

kaki tgn aku ta bole diam wehhh , dgr bunyi je sume terangkat!

kesian la dua orang yg duduk kat left n right side aku..hbis jd punching bag...

aku tau die orang tau aku ta sengaja dan itu sume gerakan nastik!

maap..maap..maap!

ok la , aku tau sume yg na ajak aku ber-horror movie lg pasti fikir dua kali!

raya oh raya~

aku terasa mcm sengalisme sikit sbb raya da hbis sebulan aku baru sibuk na membebel pasal raya..
bukan ape aku byak membebel dekat blog lama , so sekarang aku na mngisi kekosongan je kat blog ni , kau orang buat2 la ade feel raya lg okies!

tahun ni aku bejaya hasut puan mama aku untuk "pink theme"

terror kn aku ?? yg best nye sume suke , aku lagi la dabel suke !

ni incik daddy aku dan puan mama

*tibe2 aku rase ta nampak mcm pink la pulak dalam gambr ni!

ni buah hati aku , ok aku sayang die orang <3

aku dan si kerinting ni la princesses parents aku !

gambar aku yg jakun main bunga api

*ta de kaitan dgngambar lain!

p/s : raya aku tahun ni sgt best sbb aku dapat mnyak2 pek hijau! tp aku sedih sikit coz puan mama kate "diz might b da last year yg kakak dapat duit raya kot " ok aku terus tacing ! hahah <3

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bace dan besabar yeh !

APA CINA FIKIR TENTANG MELAYU ???

01. You MALAY call each other ‘BODOH’ for fun, and too ‘BODOH’ to realize it’s an offensive word.

02. You’re the LAZIEST person on God’s earth.

03. Always update with “lagu-lagu A-minor”, “lagu-lagu rindu” and “wayang hindustani”.

04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia,Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime least….”rakyat jelata” sekalian…….”terlebih dahulu saya ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu……”

05. Many Malay ended at “pusat pemulihan dadah” for common drug abuse.

06. “Air sirap” is the cheapest drink you can afford.

07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.

08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).

09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.

10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.

11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.

12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken’s ass (loudmouths).

13. You can’t stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back-dated looks.

14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.

15. You feel it’s not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).

16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.

17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).

18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes.

19. You always try to take advantage on other people work.

20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.

21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe (ampu, kipas) .

22. You always pick on juniors.

23. You don’t care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.

24. You are very protective on your seniority.

25. You are quite a slow thinker.

26. You prefer to borrow people’s stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.

27. You also always use others property without asking permission.

28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays.

29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about “janji-janji manis”, “omong- omong kosong”, “aku hidup dalam blues”, “Hindi superstar” and “cinta-sayang”. (these are direct quotes…)

30. Malay most popular ambition… * to the public = “ingin menjadi seorang insan yang berguna” * in reality = factory worker

31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.

32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.

33. Mark as “bangsa pendengki” by other race in Malaysia.

34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to act that they understand in a serious manner.

35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of “TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA” and “MALU-MALU KUCING” are….. * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.

36. Malay got less friend from other races because… * Malay are too proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language. (so now you know why this email is written in ENGLISH)

37. In Malaysia, people said “wear condom and don’t forget to take a bath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay“.

38. An example of a Malay with good grades = STRAIGHT C-MINUS

39. A Malay boss are known as intimidating his staff, Sexual harrasing and Blackmailing, Welcome more family member and friends to
join the company, Corruption * Always bring company’s item home for personel use.

40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the minority Christian in the country.

41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended get fuck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended you, but it was a promise)

42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.

43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.

44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.

45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.

46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse and wash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in the public toilet.

47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to touch their shit with their hand.

48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay food not because of the spices but because the food was process by their ass-wiping-hand.

49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant / food court / warung to wipe customer’s mouth and hand.

50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear….. * a long, torn jeans, * a T-shirt * a pair of loafers

51. Malays can’t live without rice and chilli.

52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside the hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.

52. Malay knows their favourite fast food…… KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy.

53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the manner of eating rice with hand “one hand lean on the table, slouching head to the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter mouth”.

54. Malay toilet always smells like “petai”.

55. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower but they themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)

56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.

57. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.

58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.

59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.

60. Weekend are racing paradise for “Mat Motor/Rempit”.

61. Malay never learn to accept people’s opinion as a guide or challenge.

62. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just because their are Islam and not because their are a serial killers.

63. Malay favourite living c.. BIAR PERUT KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAH CANTIK MACAM ISTANA.

64. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK.

65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.

66. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.

67. Don’t have money but always want to action – buying cars like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford a KAPCAI.

68. Parents very rich but still go overseas using govenment scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.

69. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this

p/s - agak mencabar dan terbakar jugak ahh ble aku baca notes ni . tapi kita kena terima gak la :) ada yang betol dan ada yang tidak betol kan2 ? tapi kebanyakan semua betol beb ! :) kita sebagai orang Melayu jangan tahu nak melenting je ! err kalau tak nak bangsa lain dok hina , pandang rendah dekat kita , gelakkan kita ! apa kata kita sama-sama tingkatkan prestasi kurangkan kontroversi !
ok da mcm pengacara melodi pulak aku ni , bye!

merajuk (__)

assalamualaikum !

baik kau orang jawab kalau ta jawab dosa , eh aku ta me lawak tau!
hahahahha
saje je aku buat intro mcm na poyo2 sikit sbb arini aku terasa poyo sikit , ok ta kelaka ! (^^,)
aku tau kau orang mesti stress + pening if gf , bf , tunang atau hubby kau orang merajuk kn?
ehem2 aku na buat pengakuan yg aku ni la si kuat merajuk tu,teror ta?!
btw ni aku amek dari incik google , 100% aku copy , jujur kn?

1. cemburu

yeah , ini faktor utama kenapa dia merajuk. dia cemburu disebabkan ada sesuatu yang cuba mengambil korang daripada dirinya . sebagai contoh : kawan dia nak usha korang untuk dijadikan gelpren .

2. tak dapat apa yang dia inginkan

dia inginkan sesuatu daripada korang , tetapi korang tidak memenuhi permintaannya . sebagai contoh yang terbaik , dia teringin makan tosei , tetapi korang nak makan nasi ayam . jadi , dia pun merajuk sebab dia hendak jugak makan tosei ! fuh parah !

3. ada orang lain lebih hebat daripada dia

kadang-kadang dia merajuk untuk dapatkan perhatian korang ! dan adakalanya , dia merajuk sebab marah dan tidak selesa . untuk mengatasinya , dia perlukan korang disisinya ! akan tetapi dia guna cara agak licik iaitu dengan MERAJUK !

jadi , bagaimana nak pujuk pula kaum lelaki yang gedik ini ? ini cuma tips dan panduan daripada dokter cinta HN ♥

1. terangkan perkara sebenar

sebenarnya lebih mudah berkata benar daripada berdusta . ceritakan kepada dia apa yang berlaku pada korang dan tanya padadia kenapa dia merajuk . berterus teranglah dalam perhubungan korang . janganlah berselindung . percayalah , akan lebih banyak kebaikan daripada keburukan bila berterus terang ini . ini juga bermaksud korang menunjukkan bahawa anda menyayangi dia.

2. bertolak ansur dan bijak membuat keputusan

memang susah untuk kita bertolak ansur tetapi tidak bermakna kita kalah sekiranya kita mengalah . dalam situasi sebegini , korang haruslah bijak dalam menentukan keputusan. andai dia merajuk dan korang tidak berjaya memujuknya , gunakan cara korang yang tersendiri dalam memujuk hatinya . dengan ini , korang kelihatan bijak dan bergaya dalam membuat keputusan.

3. panggil nama gelaran yang manja dan tip top

manis tidak semestinya manis bukan ? ketika dia tengah merajuk , cuba korang bergurau senda dengan dia dengan menggelarkan dia :- bucuk , bacin , masam dan sebagainya . pada masa yang sama , selit-selitkan ayat-ayat power korang dalam perbualan tetapi masih mengekalkan gelaran yang manja dan tip top itu !

4. nyanyikan lagu buatnya

ini ialah tips dan panduan paling terakhir yang paling ultimate . kalau ditanya , berapa ramai yang sanggup nyanyi untuk kekasihnya ? pernah tak korang nyanyikan lagu untuk kekasih korang ? mungkin jawapannya ramai yang mengatakan tidak . korang try la ! nyanyi dan berduetlah dalam telefon , mesti dia akan tersenyum dan ketawa walaupun suara korang macam petir -_- hee dengar suara buah hati pasti menghiburkan dirinya .

tanda2 ade orang suke kat kau

ni aku re-blog dari blog member aku , die ni sengalisme sikit ...

mcm skema pon ade aku tgk ... cer kau orang bace :

1. Dia ambil berat dengan kalian. “dah makan ke belum?” “dah solat?” ayat biasa ambil berat..

2. Dia SMS @ call @ email kalian setiap malam.. Sampai nak sembang ape pun tak tau.. Itupun kalau kalian layan..
3. Dia berusaha mendekati kalian.. Dimana ada kalian disitulah dia ingin ada..
4. Mengikuti perkembangan dunia kalian.Tidak kiralah sumber itu dari kalian sendiri ataupun dari ketua kampung kalian sendiri..
5. Dia senantiasa ingin melihat kalian gembira.. Jika kalian bersedih, boring atau takde mood, si dialah yang akan menjadi penghilang duka kalian..
6. Dia akan merasa tidak gembira jika kalian bersembang dengan lelaki/perempuan lain. Jangan terkejut malam itu dia tak SMS kalian.
7. Lihat perbezaan layanan dia antara kalian dan rakan lain.. Bukankah dia layan kalian dengan lebih mesra? Lebih istimewa..
8. Kalau ada apa-apa aktiviti, orang yang dia akan ajak adalah kalian dan ingin menjadikan kalian sebagai senarai wajib ada..
9. Cemburunya mengalahkan orang lain.. Tapi sebolehnya dia tidak akan menunjukkan tanda protes itu dengan terlalu nyata..

Sesetengah golongan manusia akan berasa malu untuk memulakan perhubungan (bukan persetubuhan ok).. Jadi perasaan itu akan terus disimpan, disimpan dan disimpan..

soal jawab dgn si yaya =)

. how old are you?
~ 23 *ehem mude lg hokey!

2. are you single?
~ sumtimes i'm taken sumtimes i'm not..hows dat sound??? hahah * melawak sikit!

3. at what age do you think you'll get married?
~ 24-25 ( family rules 4 kak yong like me ) hahah

4. do you think you'll marrying the person you are with now?
~ insyaAllah..(jodoh ALLAH da tentu kn...tguuu) ngee~

5. if not, who do you want to marry?
~ da person dat my dad choosen 4 me

6. who will be your bridesmaid & bestman?
~ bridemaids: my besties are gonna b my BM..n not 2 4get my lil sis...n my cute2 lil' nieces n nephews

7. do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
~ i dun want any of it ... arabic themes 4 my wedding plis!

8. where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
~ paris...(shopping) around europe ( bnyak tmpt2 romantik kn2 leh cuddle2 ahah)

9. how many guests do you think you'll invite?
~ its all in my daddy's hand..i ikot je...1000 pon boleh hahah but daddy sponsor ok la hahahah

10. will that include your exes?
~ yeapp..hv 2..so dat they'll no i'm taken by sum1 who reli loves me...n let them felt sowie 4 leaving me..ahahahhah

11. how many layers of cake do you want?
~ 2 layer would definately b enuff...sape na mkn je nant??? but i want it 2 b choco cakes no more fruit cakes..ahaha lg best kalau my beloved aunty buat kn pulut kuning <3

12. when do you want to get married, morning or evening?
~ morning => nikah evening small family gathering..next day 4 da big celebration starting ...

13. name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
~ maher zain songs n ofcoz "today was a fairytale" by taylor swift!

14. do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon & fork? knife?
~ traditional makan beradab pliss..suap2 guna tgn lg romantic kn? =)

15. champagne or red wine?
~ 2kar jadi sirap ke oren la..ahahah

16. honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
~ i guess few days affter wedding...sbb mest bz kn kene kemas2..hihih cnnot la escape2...

17. money or household items?
~ household items..money wud have to go straight to the parents kan??

18. how many kids would you like to have?
~ 3..2 boys 1 gugurl.. tp kalau Allah bg rezeki lebih terima je <3

19. will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
~ sket2 je..ofcoz not ol..hihihih malu la nant!

20. whose wedding plan would you like to know next.
~ my besties !

panas ke ??

kau orang mest tenganga kn bace entry ni ? hahahah

entry ni actually aku na kasi tau ttg tahap kepanasan aku dgn mama , pecaya ? hahah aku tipu je !

aku pelik sikit la sbb ,

orang ramai petikai kn " muke same mest panas..."

bole pakai ke????

ade pulak aunties aku yg tetibe datang tanpa ngin tanpa ribut ckp muke aku same macam mama..mest panas kn....

aku pulak dgn selamba badak air jawab la " huh mmg panas pun gado arini esok baik...siap bole cium2 lg"

pehhh tediam la aunties aku yg ta brape yg na d kenali tu...

hahahahahhha

mmg aku ngaku...

aku mmg panas sket dgn mama...

selalu je na begado..bemasam muke..

tp tu sume kejap je...

mama la tmpat aku share my feelings...

kadaang2 aku bole rase sgt rindu kat mama ble aku kat unisel...

kadang2 aku tepikir gak...

kalau ta de mama dgn sape lg aku na begrau...dgn sape aku na cite2..n sape je lg bole bg pendapat...

bese la kalau kadang2 aku ni dgn baran aku..

tp aku cume na mama tau yg aku sayang sgt kat die...

mama la kekasih awal dan akhir aku...

die la yg kuar kn aku dan bg aku lihat dunia..

die betarung nyawa na kuar kn aku yg da berak dalam perut tuh...

mama jugak la yg peluk aku ble aku sedih...

mama jugak yg slalu nasihat aku..

mama pun slalu back-up aku...

bnyk sgt mama bejasa pada aku...aku ta tau la mampu ke tidak aku na membalas nye...

aku ta putus2 bedoa dekat ALLAH supaya sentiasa jaga ke-2 orang tua aku..murah kn rezeki mereka..

aku tau aku belum mampu membalas budi2 mereka..aku hanya mampu bedoa dan meminta bantuan dr -NYA....

THANK YOU MAMA 4 EVRY SINGLE THING U HAD DONE AND HAD BEEN THRU JUZ TO GROW ME UP...THANK YOU SO MUCH...I LOVE U!